Somebody Bite me now!

Since Dead is the new black. Thanks largely in part to the Twilight saga By Stephine Myers and HBO's hit series True Blood. Inspired by the Sookie Stackhouse novels written by Charlaine Harris. I also now want to be part of the living dead!
That's right after carefully doing my research and weighting my options, I too have decided to become the living dead. Here are my following reasons.
One: All Vampire Males are hot and sexy in a cool way if you get my drift. Case and point look at Brad Pitt in interview with a Vampire. There is also the sexy Edward Cullen(from twilight) and the Dangerously charming Bill the Vampire(from True Blood).
Two: No need for life insurance.... well any kind of insurance for that matter.
Three: I too will look young forever.(What do you think about that Madonna and Cher!)
Four: They sleep all day and party all night. Being that I pretty much do that now I dont really see it being a big lifestyle change.
Five: People are sacred of you and well I think fear and intimidation are great tools!
So I don't know about the rest of you but I personally can't wait till somebody bites me!

America the two faced bitch!

I was watching charm school on VH1 yesterday and it dawned on me that America is a hypocrite in a big way! In a Country that has a created a billion dollar sex industry, where the fuck does Ricky Lake of all people have the right to tell a bunch of poor girls that they are less of a person because they make their living in the sex industry?! That really pissed me off, why should they have to change their life style in order to be more respectable??? Granted some of those girls have other issues but their jobs should not be one of them!
I watched enraged as Ricky Lake who built her empire on the sexual drama of other peoples lives told these girls they need to leave in industry in order to become respectable human beings. Well the industry was good enough for you Ricky! Its how you made your Millions! Its good enough for millions of men to waste their pay checks stuffing ones into a strippers g-string on a Friday night. It's good enough when you and your significant other wanna watch some porn before fucking each other silly.
However the next day when Americans see that same girl (who worked her ass off last night so you could entertain yourself) on the street you call her a whore. Why? Its it her fault that she's beautiful. self confident and uses her assets to earn a living? It sure as hell was ok last night when you wanted to get your rocks off!
So stop being a hypocrite America! Either stop participating in the sex industry or stop degrading the women who work in it. You paid for it so you're just as guilty. You're not any better just because you sat at the bar instead of danced on the stage, or because you watched the movie instead of made it. As a matter of fact you're worse you should to ashamed of yourself!

Lip Service

Why are blow jobs so taboo? Every girl sucks a little dick every now and then. But why must we act like we don't like to. I personally find that to be bull shit. If you like sucking dick own up to it. I do! What the hell is wrong with that? I'm not saying I blow every dick that comes my way but I do enjoy it.
Further more I don't understand the theory behind being a spitter verses a swallower. If you are willing to put it in your mouth and suck on it like a lolly pop why the hell can't you just swallow the cream filling for lack of better words. I mean what do you think your saving yourself from? His shit has been if your mouth for God knows how long do you really think spitting it out is going to save you from anything?
So to you women out there "who don't suck dick" *Wink* *Wink*, own it love it and make sure you get yours. To the men out there remember blow jobs are not a one way street, so put your face where it counts!

Chris Brown You are a tool!

When the whole Rihanna ordeal 1st broke I felt sorry for the Bitch I really did. Having your face beat in by your tool of a boyfriend is never cool. Then She took him back, or so it was rummored. (I saw the pics in Us Weekly). Then I went from pity to I can't beleive that Dumb Bitch. Who gets back with some one who bit your ear and fucked up your face? Then I heard she was done with His sorry ass for good. So I was back in Rihanna's conner. Then today much to my suprize I find that naked pics of Rihannahave been leaked all over the net.
Which lands me in the middle of Poor stupid bitch and Chris Brown is a tool. Rihanna is a poor stupid Bitch for taken naked pics and being dumb enough to think they would never end up on the internet.(Hello did we not learn anything from Paris's little sexapade)?? Now I must say that I tought little of Chris Browns I wanna be like P. Diddy's Lamo renting, I pulled a Mike Tyson on my girlfriends ass to begin with. But now the Semi decent rapper wanna be thug was bitch enough to leak photo's of his ex on the internet! WHAT A TOOL! (there is no prof that it was him but that sounds just like something a women beating bitch would do!)
So if you're reading this Chris Brown Stop being a TOOL and go to church! Your Mom must be ashamed of you. As for Rihanna stop making stupid decisons you're not Lyndsey Lohan!